1. No matter what the situation or the opposition you are ALWAYS on your friend’s side
1b. Even if you are completely aware they are lying/wrong
1c. You can always find out their reasoning later
1d. If the opposition happens to be your significant
other please refer to one of the following clauses
"Chicks before d*cks" or "Bros before h*es"
2. If you hear one of my pretendafriends talkin’ negatively behind my back and you say nothing then or to me, you are now in the pretendafriend category and if I do hear it from a true friend you will be treated as such
3. If you can’t laugh with me, don’t laugh at me
4. If we haven’t talked in a while and it’s been even longer since we have seen each other, that does not lessen our bond, in fact I believe it only makes it stronger
5. If I look/sound like a complete idiot tell me so I can fix it don’t let me make it worse
5a. Please refer to #3
6. At any point in time if you feel you need me CALL ME, No matter where I am, who I’m with, what I’m doing (or suposed to be doing) I will be there for you NO MATTER WHAT
6a.I won’t say I expect te same from you (Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed)
6b.I will say real friends will not even bother aknowledging 6a. because we both know that’s for the pretendafriends
7. IF YOU CAN’T TAKE OR MAKE A JOKE GTFO!!
❤ You guys, no need for shout outs, if you find your self wondring if your name would be among the unmentioned list, maybe you should consider why you are unsure, then LET ME KNOW so we can work on our…
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